What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:14

From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Can someone write me a sex story?
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What is the meaning of xx in texting?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”